Rocks's's Journal

cotillion

Sun, 14 Dec 2003 17:19:44 GMT

the cotillion was GREAT..... thats all i have to say

catch-up

Fri, 28 Nov 2003 02:41:17 GMT

ok, its been a REALLY long time since i posted... but here it goes... im gonna catch you all up....

1. school is gay

2. definately goin to the cotillion with katy... yay

3. not gay

4. soccer tournament tomorrow... have to get up at 6... should be fun tho

5. went to UDel to visit greg.... bonged 2.5 beers in like 10 minutes..... feels good

6. not gay

7. other peoples entries are weird and make me feel like im intruding on their life and like... stealing their diary..... i like stealing jay's diary... hehehe...

8. not gay

9. thanksgiving was good.... mmmm

10. my uncle frank's house in frigging ginormous

11. not gay

12. tackle football leaves bruises.....

~~~~~and last but not least~~~~~

13. still not gay...

ok, well comment if you must... ill have better entries in the future... mroe detail... right now i just had to explain to you 3 weeks in like 10 minues cause i have to pee... bye

ry

joke

Mon, 10 Nov 2003 21:19:21 GMT

ive decided something...

while there are a bunch of really good jokes out there, there are also a bunch of really bad ones.... ive got 2 for you off the top of my head

1. "why was 6 afraid of 7... because 7 8 9"..... wow... simply stunning

2. "what's a ghost's favorite fruit?.... booberries"..... i hate you joke

o yea, and every knock knock joke ever made...

ok, i want people to reply to this wither with the worst joke ever, or any good knock knock joke...

ill tell you if i get nemore

ry

Mon, 10 Nov 2003 03:23:52 GMT

so i spent my entire 4 day weekend at tommy's house, slept over twice, and spent probably a combined.... o.... 72 hours there

yes it was fun asshole...

i don tknow why i said that, but anyway whats up with my dad and asking gay little rhetorical questions that he already knows the answer to? i mean, he's like... "ryan, do you want me to turn off your xbox right now?"

what the hell am i supposed to say.... "yes father, please do"...... or maybe "fuck no, you know damn right i dont want your grubby little fingers touching my shit, bitch".... one day im just gonna be like "dad, do you want me to dirt slam your ass into a wooden coffee table?"... just to see the reaction... who knows maybe he'll get as upset as i do... or maybe ill really do it... nah

still psyched about the dance cause now i get to tell eevryone in school, but im not psyched about this butcher-job of a haircut i got... or should i say lack there of.... hair that is..., i mean... its been about a week, and i still have practically nothing....

fuck you hott barbers who make kids like me let you off the hook becasue your hot and you say that i look cute with a shitty haircut when really you know that it sucks but your hot so i cant do anything about it and then i still have to tip you becasue you shoot me one of those sexy looks that says tip me becasue im hot and then i think maybe the haircut isnt that bad but then i look in the miror and think "fuck" but then i look at you and your still hot so i smile and leave unhappy yet somehow satisfied..... there is a higher power involved here ... trust me

night

ry

greg

Sat, 08 Nov 2003 20:58:28 GMT

greg's home for a day!

Sat, 08 Nov 2003 04:31:37 GMT

ok, so today i played tackle football with "the guys" meaning me, tommy butler, john capone, jonathan d., christian montervino, and mike freedman. We had a lot of fun, even though my team (me, jonathan and mike) lost in a last second 10 - 9 loss (keeping score by ones). Even though our team lost, i DID have 1 passing touchdown, 2 throwing touchdowns, and 6, yes 6.... not running, but scrambling touchdowns.

every time i scrambled and scored, it would be a fake pass to one side, and then run the the other side.... every time... i mean, comon guys.... get with it... im mike vick (ha)

well, in any case we lost because my team sucked at tackling... i had every single tackle on my team which tallied easily over 20. i dont know how but im a pretty good tackler... and catcher, and scrambler, and person who breaks tackles... ok well enough modesty, back to the tackles...

you see what happened was, i tackled tom a little too hard.... and chriastian... i hurt both of them... tommy 3 times... but neway i got them down and it was fun and fulfilling and they're both ok, they're tough guys... they shook it off

this one play tommy pretty much burnt everyone and everybody said he was gone, but even though i knew i couldnt stop him i thought i'd make him work for his touchdown, so i ran really fast up to him and tackled him really hard on the goalline even though he still scored it made me laugh... haha....

and another time tommy spun me off really hard and i slipped but then he forgot about me thinking that i would give up and when he went to go fake mike out i came up behind him and just dirt slammed his ass to the ground, pedro martines vs. don zimmerman style, and thats when he got hurt... sorry tom, but dont hate the player hate the game..... and my incredible ability to tackle things

ok well its late so im gettin out of my old room and into the new one... ahh to have 2 rooms at my beck and call.....

ry

comment

Fri, 07 Nov 2003 03:58:50 GMT

so its about 11 pm and im kinda tired..... there are a lot of people who hit up my comments list today... a lot more that i had expected becasue jay butt and tommy told me that when you start out no1 cares about you, but, as we all well know... i am the man, and everyone cares.... now see by saying that i am the man, that will draw attention to my journal and people will comment maybe just to say that im gay... but whatever the case... it is a comment none the less

ok, so i asked katy to the cotillion and i think shes goin... i mean she really wants to and she seemed psyched, but she still has to ask her mom, so anyway im really happy becasue shes awesome and we should have a lot of fun.... if she CANT go... well then.... ill just be forced to sit at home and have a little fun with myself if you know what i mean... sad... but true

Ry

finally

Thu, 06 Nov 2003 16:46:34 GMT

well this is it..... i have a live journal now. After years of persuasive talking and bribery, my friends have finally got me to make one. So here it goes. Last night i slept over LT's a.k.a. tommy butler's house. It was fun cause we went to the movies with anne and before that, J Butt got picked up to go to his friends house by the coolest asian in the world.... and if you don tknow who that is you dont deserve to. So after the movies me and tommy were super pshyched to hit up some halo and everything like that, but as soon as we got into his room.... BAM... we were asleep by 12... how pathetic is that... however, we did get up at 7 to do his paper route and were not tired at all, so now we're about to play some football.
well before we play football i better tell you that me and tommy are the team of the century... i mean... we're simply untouchable. He can throw and scramble liek mike vick... and me... haha, well... they call me randy moss... haha, just kidding but im pretty good.
So now on to women.... they suck... i cant get them.... 'nuff said. Ok well maybe i can get like 7th graders cause thats not hard when you look like one, but anyway its time to go...